From the people who brought you time travel and the official LSU road trip survival guide, now comes the event of the millennium.
We all know you like to get sloshed, wasted, shwasted, hammered, ja-smammered and drunk (however you like to say it), so why not do it with your favorite Gainesville Scene writing team?
Come see our writers make fools of themselves while taking over downtown on a Tuesday night.
On October 29, the Gainesville Scene team will lead the masses in the most extraordinary pubcrawl ever devised by a group of writers. From 8 p.m. to 2 a.m., we will venture from the Tallest of Pauls, to the Sweetest of Mels, to the Stubbiest of Steins, to the Lilliest of Lillians and world famous pool hall Palomino’s on a quest of legendary debauchery.
Why attend you ask?
- We’ve guided you to Gainesville’s best sushi, sweets, and outdoor gems, so would we really steer you wrong with booze?
- Matt turns 21…Come on now
- It’s a Tuesday… what else would you be doing?
- Because you are in desperate need of a break from studying and a change in scenery from midtown.
- Draaank specials, ya’ll…you won’t break the bank.
- You’ll end up at the bottom of a bottle eventually, now you wont have to do it alone.
- Another chance to convince your friends to do that Duck Dynasty group costume.
- Because we all know the last time you went downtown on a Tuesday, you blacked out at 101, grinded to the song “Cyclone” by Baby Bash for what seemed like 2 hours, was forced to buy a mix tape from a guy named “Titti Boi” and tried to trade your watch for a hot dog, a trade that unbeknownst to you, was delightfully accepted.
- We represent the fun part of alcoholism, not the creepy, sad part like Gator Stompin’
- If you really miss Europe as much as every girl in the entire university says she does, then why not try an American pub crawl? At least everyone speaks the same language here.
- Lillian’s has a free popcorn machine. Enough said.
- It’s alcohol. And this time, the bar isn’t your nightstand.
- A poem by Matt Arbucci
October twenty nine
Come drink some red wine
There will be friends
And alcohol to cleanse
Your mind and body
Come drink a totti
Because we all know you love getting fucked up - Our writing skills will come in handy when you need help crafting that perfect drunk text to your ex.
- It’s like trick-or-treating for alcohol.
- Again, it’s a Tuesday… what else would you be doing?
Not convinced? We held a meeting to figure out how to get people to come to the event and well…
Wristbands are two doll hairs ($2). You can buy them from any of your favorite Gainesville Scene writer’s or at the door of Tall Paul’s the night of the event.
THEME IS HALLOWEEN! Pregame your favorite holiday the right way.
See you tomorrow, peeps.
Photo courtesy of: GainesvilleConnect
