Jordan Milian

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” – Hunter S. Thompson

If you could wake up anywhere tomorrow morning, where would you pick?
My bed, for a change

What’s your favorite Gainesville bar and why?
Balls. For some reason I’m not banned there yet

What would be your last meal in Gainesville?
Pizza By The Slice, on account of it coming frighteningly close to being my last meal so many times.