Matthew Arbucci

If you can’t beat them, don’t join them. Fuck them. They probably cheated anyway.

If you could wake up anywhere tomorrow morning, where would you pick?
Rome. I miss Italy a lot. That place is really incredible. I lived there for some time.

If you had 3 wishes and you knew that you wasted the first two, what would your third wish be?
I would wish for two fingers with morphing-food capabilities. My index finger would be a regenerating chicken fry from Burger King and my pinky would constantly flow chocolate milk out of the tip per request.

If you could be in any movie you’ve ever seen, what movie would you be in and why?
I’d want to be Tom Hank’s new island friend who mysteriously disappears and is found dead 3 weeks later after helping Tom find out some crazy secret about the legends of the island in Cast Away. Decently insignificant but significant enough to get my Hollywood career kick started. I would kill it, I just know it.

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