Hey kids! It’s that time of year again.
The holidays: the occasion for warmth and giving. ‘Tis the season for painful chit-chat with family friends (names dubiously remembered) and loaded sangria. Once the small talk and alcohol stop flowing, you can either fall victim to the 365th round of, “So what are your plans after college?” –- testing your ability to ballet around “I don’t know” –- or seek refuge in the company of the select few sane cousins.
If you opt for the latter (endorsed by yours truly), it’s best to come equipped with some time-killing fun and cheer. So gather round the Christmas tree or Hannukah Bush or Macbook Pro and play a wonderful –- family-friendly –- tradition.
Decide the fate of those ranging from fictional animated characters to washed up child stars in 2014’s holiday tradition: F**k, Marry, Kill.
Via: High Snobiety
Nicki Minaj’s Minions
Drake
Chris Brown
Lil’ Wayne
Drake’s Musical Inspiration
Rihanna
Nicki Minaj
Ashley (s/o Degrassi Jimmy)
Comical Stoners
Paul Rudd
Seth Rogen
James Franco
Leading Lady Comedy Goddesses
Tina Fey
Kristen Wiig
Amy Poehler
Via: D Listed
Dudes We Justifiably Hate
Lord Voldemort
Joffrey Lannister
Spencer Pratt
Biddies We Love to Hate
Anne Hathaway
Kim Kardashian
Gwyneth Paltrow
Hunky Vampires
Damon Salvatore
Edward Cullen
Eric Northman
Via: Straight from the A
Literature’s Fierce Females
Hermione Granger
Katniss Everdeen
Daenerys Targaryen
Silver Foxes
George Clooney
Anderson Cooper
Hugh Jackman
Golden Cougars
Demi Moore
Sharon Stone
Jessica Lange
Animated Crushes
Hey Arnold
Reggie Rocket
Danny Phantom
Via: Reddit
Animated Nightmares
Meg Griffin
Helga Pataki
Icky Vicky
Young Male Celeb$
Liam Hemsworth
Harry Styles
Justin Bieber
Questionable Teen Sensations that dated them^
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Selena Gomez
Via: Entertainment Weekly
There ya have it. And what better way to channel your inner holiday spirit than hypothetically killing off some of your most loathed celebs?
So with that, refill that disappearing act you’re calling a wine glass, keep training for the zombie apocalypse by dodging the onslaught of family friends and spring forth some FMK rounds of your own design.
Put some of your most detested celebrities out of their misery while getting others laid.
The holidays are a time for warmth and giving, after all.
Feature photo courtesy of: Christmas-Kid
