There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex, enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore. We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break, we supply you killer pregame music and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.

Via: articles.orlandosentinel.com
Million Dollar Quartet
What:
An award winning Broadway musical based on a famous recording session with Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins.
Where:
Phillips Center
When:
Monday April 7 at 7:30 p.m.
Why:
Ticketmaster deemed the ensemble “irresistable” and promised to deliver classic hits like “Hound Dog” and “I Walk the Line”. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Via: neotropical.birds.cornell.edu
A Swallow-Tailed Kite’s 10,000 Mile Journey
What:
A collection of paint, prose, and photos that takes you on the journey with Swallow-Tailed Kite’s from South America to Florida.
Where:
Florida Museum of Natural History
When:
Tuesday April 8
Why:
What could possibly make an afternoon more zen besides trolling up and down an aisle filled with unique bird art? Remember, if you’re a bird, I’m a bird.
Jest Fest
What:
An impressive assembly of some of the world’s finest cirque and comedy/variety acts.
Where:
Bo Diddley Community Plaza
When:
Saturday, April 12th
Why:
Laughter is the best medicine and we’ve all secretly wanted to be in the circus as least once in our lives.

Via: thehipp.org
Jacaré Brazil Concert
What:
Labeled as the most diverse performance in a university music program, the concert brings together four different genres: percussion, vocal, guitar, and instrumental choro.
Where:
Hippodrome State Theater
When:
Friday April 11 at 10 p.m
Why:
Go out and support UF’s music program. At least somebody out there is making art instead of wasting away in Little Hall.