There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.

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Over Easy Fest
What: A electronic music fest that includes two stages, craft beer, local art and grub, and good vibes.
Where: The JAM
When: Saturday, 7 p.m.
Why: Because we all need a night of positive vibrations.
R.E.D.I.
What: A benefit with food, music, performances, raffling and a silent auction to contribute to the nonprofit Rural Empowerment and Development Innovations.
Where: The Civic Media Center
When: Friday, 6 p.m.
Why: Because humans helping other humans is pretty awesome.

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Cigar City Tap Takeover
What: Cigar City Brewing will bring up some of their tastiest beer to Gainesville.
Where: Gainesville House of Beer
When: Thursday, 11 p.m.
Why: Because it’s a logical reason to drink beer.

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5k Bull Run
What: The Gainesville Roller Rebels will wear bull-horn helmets, red shirts and red markers as they act the part of bull chasing runners inspired by Spain’s Running of the Bulls.
Where: Tioga Town Center
When: Saturday, 7:15 p.m.
Why: Because who doesn’t want to see people in roller skates roaming the streets dressed as bulls.
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