It’s morning.
The sound of a shrill Apple-engineered alarm rudely pulls you from your favorite dreamscape where Kate Upton (or Ryan Gosling, or both) feeds you Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in a hammock.
Whether your first thought is, What the fuck happened last night? or Wow, it’s way too fucking early, you inevitably reach for your phone and begin the customary morning scroll.
Texts, email, Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter. In that order.
Are you any more prepared for your day after having watched some girl’s 140-second Snap Story of her escapades through Midtown? Not quite.
Is your day looking any brighter having read 20 tweets by Kim Kardashian? Definitely not.
Are you feeling any more optimistic after having seen an overly filtered photo of a sunrise? Not a fucking chance.
So, how do you start your day with a source that can actually keep you informed and entertained?
MorningScene to the rescue.
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If you haven’t previously subscribed to a morning newsletter or have been hopelessly waiting for one that actually contains information that is useful to an anxious, wide-eyed young professional such as yourself, then let us gently bestow you with MorningScene.
Here are our promises:
-You will never receive any spam or junk mail from us.
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And last but not least…
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So try us out. Subscribe and see what happens. We can’t promise that Kate Upton will magically appear in your bed each morning, but we can promise we will let you let you know if any more risqué photos fall from the cloud.
Featured photo courtesy of: HuffPost
