There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.
Renee is a Zombie
What: A one woman anti-folk loop performance of accordion, classical guitar, ukulele, flute, glockenspiel, three-piece drum kit, beats, and multiple layers of harmonies
Where: Civic Media Center
When: Wednesday, 9 p.m.
Why: Because playing more than one instrument by yourself is pretty dope.
Friday Football
What: An evening of Djs, food trucks and copious amounts of beer
Where: Swamp Head Brewery
When: Friday, 5 p.m.
Why: Because we all must prepare our livers for game day.

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Part-Time Job Fair
What: A networking event available to all UF students which showcases part-time job opportunities for UF departments and local employers
Where: Reitz Union Circle Drive Breezeway
When: Wednesday, 10 a.m.
Why: Because we’re in college. You do the math.

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GATOR FOOTBALL
What: The first game of the season against New Mexico State
Where: Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
When: Saturday, 7:30 p.m.
Why: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!
Featured photo courtesy of: chicagonow