Luke Sipka

I've developed quite a relationship with coffee. We go on dates together, we study together, sometimes when I'm feeling blue, I call up coffee just to chat. I have more money in my budget devoted to coffee than I do to entertainment (who has a budget these days, what is this 1993?). You could say I'm a fan. In developing my relationship with coffee (we've been FBO for 8 months now), I've also built a relationship with the wonderful Gainesville locations that serve up the best joe. I'd like to tell you all about them.

Looking for a taste of authentic Italian pizza in Gainesville? Sick of pizza that tastes cheap and lacks the passion and life that only a handcrafted pie can replicate? Tired of sitting for hours in an overpriced restaurant waiting for a slice of heaven? Well, look no further Gainesville, there is one pizza palace to soothe all your qualms. Check out Five Star Pizza.

This Daqcuiri has ruined everything I once cherished in the world.

With the straw at the bottom, I get nothing but liquor. Anything higher, and my brain becomes a shining ray of hope for environmentalists that the glaciers have not yet melted.

Whether you pair of lovebirds are still together in the morning or you roll out of bed alone and grumpy, nothing starts the day better than a solid breakfast.

They say it's the most important meal of the day, so put down the Pop-Tart and make it the most delicious meal of the day as well.

So if you're looking for that FBO relationship, how do you make the courting process as smooth and delicious as possible?

Here are Gainesville Scene's top 5 date restaurants...

You'll get a different experience at MMW than you would at Ultra. It isn't a mass produced, sorority/fraternity drug affair. It seems to be the place where people who are more passionate about dance music come to club.

I'd always dreamed of a better life. My travel time would be cut in half. I'd never be forced to lower myself to the dredges of public transportation. It'd be so fun to float down the monstrous hills of Gainesville in an effortless victory lap of triumph.rnrnI knew what I had to do. A longboard was the only option.

Just after noon today it appears Burger King's twitter account was hacked. Their picture and Twitter handle were both changed to feature McDonald's.

We were able to catch up with Luminox before his supposed Molotov cocktail of heavy opiates and get his thoughts on trap music and life.

Work 70 hours a week and take no more than two weeks vacation. Expect a raise every three years...