I’m moving out of a certain Gainesville housing superpower after two years. Like so many apartments, they exaggerate how close they are to campus and parking at their properties is the largest collective nightmare since Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. […]
Every year, I tempt fate and don’t get a flu shot. And every year, my superhuman immune system has won. So you can imagine my horror when I woke up on a Monday morning with a sore throat that said, […]
If you’re anything like me, a mutual love for theater and Johnny Depp made you fall in love with the movie version of “Sweeney Todd” in your early teens. Since then, I have wanted to see a live production and […]
I would like to say I always had a burning desire to play violin, but when I picked one up in fifth grade, it was purely as a joke. (Shout-out to bribing kids to pick up stringed instruments by letting […]
When One Direction’s stadium tour tickets went on sale last year, and I saw there was a concert in Tampa the day before I turned 21, I knew I had two options: buy tickets or live a lifetime of regret. […]
The University of Florida School of Theatre and Dance continues its 2014-2015 season with “The Cripple of Inishmaan.” I was hesitant about seeing this show because, well, the title sounded extremely depressing. So you can imagine my surprise when the […]
Could you imagine if reality was like a perfume commercial? I would imagine it going something like this: You wake up to the sound of a sultry French voice whispering “eau de toilette.” You are behind a waterfall of pink […]
The University of Florida’s Theatre and Dance Department is performing “Clybourne Park,” a play with an impressive track record considering its young age. It has won various prestigious awards — Pulitzer Prize and a Tony Award for best play, to name a few. The […]
This is an unofficial collection of people you can find on the beach during daylight hours. The demographic significantly fluctuates with the yogis of early morning and the vampires of late night beach visits. The old man wearing a gravity-defying […]
For those who don’t know me well, the only television station I need in life is the classic movie station. So, I was watching it, as usual, when they played a film called “Lust for Life.” Although it sounds like […]
