Man oh man, where the fuck do I begin? For starters, let me say that I now respect Amy Schumer less because of “Trainwreck” — not that she gives a rat’s ass, otherwise she wouldn’t have let this pile of […]
A trailblazer was born on July 24, 1969. Her name was Jennifer Lynn Lopez, and (I presume) she weighed at least 25 pounds…cause of dat ass. J.Lo, or as I like to call her, the Patron Saint of Booty, fearlessly […]
After a long day of classes, work and dealing with the unforeseen circumstances of the universe, nothing draws me in like the promise of returning home. My apartment provides me with a level of serenity normally reserved to aromatherapy candles […]
James Franco, the ultimate wildcard. From nude selfies to comedic hijinks, James Franco is a certified enigma. Though he carries on a fraught relationship with the media, the general public has somehow managed to scurry around and gather random facts […]
Cantaloupe Mint This week, The Hyppo gifts us with a popsicle that tastes how summer in Florida feels (if you know, you know): Cantaloupe Mint. Made with fresh fruit and wholesome ingredients as always, this pop is has a refreshing […]
At 6 foot 3 and 330 pounds, Brock Seng commands attention. His powerful presence would lend itself well to the courtroom, which is where he envisioned himself someday as an attorney. But Seng, a journalism senior at the University of […]
The Hyppo, the gourmet popsicle shop we have come to love, is on its way to spreading far and wide for all those who seek fresh, original tastes in the form of a frozen treat. It will open the doors […]
Pistachio Coconut Pistachio, coconut, salt, spice and everything nice. These ingredients come together to create the Hyppo’s Pistachio Coconut popsicle, the living proof that some things do, in fact, taste better than being skinny feels. This pop is worth being […]
Blackberry Lemonade Ah, if only little kids would sell blackberry lemonade popsicles at their makeshift stands instead of glorified lime juice. This pop tastes how jumping into a pool feels: refreshing. as. hell. Its flavor profile (I watch way too […]
My instinctual term of choice for describing my everyday style is “lesbian chic.” That label is typically received with a look of confusion or a laugh, but really, is there a better way to describe a steady diet of fitted […]
