Whether walking to class, sitting on the RTS bus, or internally contemplating the risk-reward of E.Coli while waiting in line at Chipotle, it’s much easier and more enjoyable to just open up an app and stare down at my phone. […]
In eighth grade I was a chubby little dude. I rocked my Ecko Unlmtd t-shirts, high top sneakers, a silver chain and spiked up hair like it was nobody’s business. I strutted the halls of Coral Springs Middle like I […]
Summer break is fast approaching. For most, the season is the savory few months in which you have little to no responsibility, aside from managing tan lines, successfully getting on the right Eurail and truly getting to know yourself. Meditate, […]
Chag sameach, my fellow GainesvIsraelites! Tonight marks the beginning of this year’s Passover. As usual, we will be subjected to a week of matzah, strange baked goods and amazing marshmallows (Passover marshmallows are way better than regular ones). While it’s easy […]
Let’s face it, people of UF. The gym can be rough. You’d think we would have a different attitude in a place literally called Gain(e)s-ville, but there are times it is a nightmare to work out. Let me rephrase that, […]
“So… What’s your major?” That is the universal awkward-conversation-with-a-stranger question we’ve all been conditioned to ask since getting to college. No matter what answer you get, it’s basically guaranteed that you’re going to pass judgment. We’re all guilty of it. Whether […]
In a piece of news that everyone and their Tinder matches already knows about, Apple unveiled the final details of their first entry into the smart watch market, the Apple Watch. Now that we’ve heard Apple’s propaganda about how this […]
I was up in the gym just workin’ on my fitness Thursday when I got a text from bae. Attached was an innocent picture of a dress. “This is gold and white, right?” she asked. It looked like it to […]
Well, Swamp Records, you done did it. Bravo. You did the seemingly impossible. You got people to come to a student-government sponsored event. An event on a Friday night. With no alcohol. An event that featured a bunch of artists […]
We old farts who were around during the 2012-2013 academic year were witness to the fall of two great reigns. The first came in the fall at the end of Muschamp’s Gators. Despite that nearly undefeated season, the guy just […]
