Over the years, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has earned the title of the sexiest night on television. Men and women alike flock to see beautiful models dressed as “angels” dominate the stage for a night of inviting entertainment.
If you are one of the many who wait for this time of year the way a teenage boy waits for his patchy-puberty mustache, you’re in luck. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion show will air tonight on CBS at 10 p.m. and will feature artists like Selena Gomaz, Ellie Goulding and The Weekend — oh, yeah, and a $2 million bra will make an appearance.
It wasn’t always this way, however.
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show started as a simple lingerie show that was used to promote retail goods. The models did not wear wings and costumes, glitter didn’t explode like fireworks all over the stage and Ariana Grande was not attacked by an angel wing. It was a simple show that didn’t include all the lavish features that women across the globe gather their panties in a bunch over.
The bras didn’t look like they were stolen from golden chests hidden in Egyptian pyramids. They were the average cotton, silk or lace bra/panty combo — you know, the kind you can actually put a shirt over.
Times have changed. It’s 2015 and everything is now centered around the “wow factor.”
But no matter how much time and technology tends to warp our society, there is one thing that never changes: The vital need to drink when women who look like demi-gods glare into your eyes.
Via: Flickr
Requirements:
1. Anything that has an alcohol content
2. Your mouth
3. A TV
4. Maybe a toilet
The Rules:
– Take a sip of your drink whenever you see an angel wink or blow you a kiss.
– Take a sip of your drink whenever the angels change their theme/costumes.
– Take another sip if when they change their said theme/costume you have no fucking clue what the theme/costume is.
– Take yet another sip if you decided the real theme is boobies.
– Take a (small) sip when you see a bra/panty combo that makes your bank account shudder.
– Take a sip whenever your guy friends refers to the bras as over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders or any other statements of that nature.
– Don’t take a sip when you see one of the models and make a New Year’s resolution directed toward obtaining her body.
– Take a sip if you realize that this New Year’s resolution won’t happen unless you meet a magical fairy in the woods or you get a rib removed.
– Take a sip whenever you see angel wings that are aerodynamically incorrect. If that bitch tried to fly, she would break a boob.
– Drink your entire drink when the $2 million bra appears, then make another drink and down it again.
– Drink your entire drink if any of the musical acts get ambushed by one of the model’s oversized wings.
– If a angel falls, go to ABC and consume enough liquor to supply a Pike Hawaiian party.
The loser of this game will have to go to FACEinHOLE.com and post this (but with your face) to social media:
So, all of you will have this on social media.
Featured photo courtesy of: Flickr
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