There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.
Via: billingsgazette
Macro Championship Wrestling
What: Live midget wrestling which includes a VIP stage and ringside tickets
Where: High Dive
When: Friday, 8 p.m.
Why: Because it’s midget wrestling. Need I say more?
Via: Unsplash
Study Abroad Fair
What: A fair where students can learn about all of the study abroad options that the University of Florida offers
Where: Plaza of the Americas
When: Wednesday, 10 a.m.
Why: Because you need to culture your fucking self, folks.
Via: huffingtonpost
DOOWUTCHYALIKE
What: Gainesville premier dance party with DJ Cameron Gregory and and Nickfresh
Where: The Atlantic Nightspot
When: Thursday, 10 p.m.
Why: Because sometimes you need to let loose.
Featured photo courtesy of: csumb.edu
