There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.

Via: theinterrobang
Christopher Titus: Born With A Defect
What: Comic Christopher Titus will talk to the audience about his wild personal life, why he isn’t qualified to be a father and why childless couples are winning at the game of life
Where: University Auditorium
When: Friday, 8 p.m.
Why: Because comedians always have wise words to share.

Via: homebrewersassociation
Firkin Thursday
What: During certain weeks when the brewers get a little crazy, they come up with a new wild idea for a cast conditioned ale and bring it to The Wetlands
Where: Swamp Head Brewery
When: Thursday, 4 p.m.
Why: Because who doesn’t want to try beer that is made with crazy, irrational ideas in mind?

Via: johndwilsey
Pants on Fire: Misinformation in American Politics
What: Katie Sander from PolitiFact will speak about how PolitiFact provides content analysis of statements from politicians and news makers
Where: Pugh Hall Ocora
When: Thursday, 6 p.m.
Why: Because it’s a basic human right to be given the true facts.
Featured photo courtesy of: howlatthemoon