There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.
Via: Civic Media Center
Cover My Event
What: A workshop presented by the PR Clinic that teaches you how to set up an event that both people and the press will show up to
Where: The Civic Media Center
When: Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.
Why: Because maybe Project X has inspired you.
Via: Facebook
Assholeparade
What: Assholeparade’s twentieth anniversary show. The event will consist of two days of shows and partying with bands Assholeparade has played and toured with in the past.
Where: The Wooly
When: Friday, 8 p.m. and Saturday, 12 p.m.
Why: Because if you have been a part of the Gainesville music scene for 20 years, you deserve a celebration.
Via: theboot
The Lacs
What: A night of fun with The Lacs, a country rap musical duo
Where: Cowboys Saloon
When: Friday, 8 p.m.
Why: Because you get the best of both worlds.
Via: wellandgood
RecStravaganza
What: A giant open house event for UF RecSports that shows students all the programs offered by RecSports
Where: Southwest Recreation Center
When: Thursday, 6 p.m.
Why: Because it’s the best way to beat the “freshman 15.”
Featured photo courtesy of: dailymail
