There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that, “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night, or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore.
We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break. We supply you with killer pregame music, and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.

Via: The Independent
Monet and American Impressionism Art Exhibit
What: An exhibit featuring 25 artists who began a new way of painting in the late 19th century
Where: Harn Museum
When: Now until May 24
Why: Because lmpressionism is cool as fuck.

Via: UF Performing Arts
Centre Coregraphique National de Creteil et du val-de-Marne/Compagnie Kafig
What: A performance that combines martial arts, street dancing and circus moves.
Where: The Phillips Center
When: Wednesday, 7:30 p.m.
Why: Because not being able to pronounce the name of something usually means it’ll be awesome.

VIa: UF CJC
“The Rightful Owners of Public Information”
What: A night with Sharyl Attkisson that will kick-off a two-day conference called “Breaking Down Walls: Fight for Open Government”
Where: Weimer Hall
When: Thursday, 6:00 p.m.
Why: Because we are the owners of public information, and we need to recognize when someone is trying to take that ownership away from us.

Via: Deliradio
Sara Gazerek
What: A jazz concert
Where: Squitieri Studio Theatre
When: Thursday, 7:30 p.m.
Why: Because smooth jazz isn’t just for your parents.
Featured photo courtesy of The Baltimore Sun