There are two approaches to spending your time in this complex enigma of a town called Gainesville.
You can complain that “there’s nothing to do” and drown your sorrows in a sub-par 3-4-1 Long Island at Cantina every night or you can embrace your precious time here in Hogtown and go explore. We’ve helped you survive your road trips and spring break, we supply you killer pregame music and we tell you where to stuff your face, but we haven’t exactly helped you become the cultured, Renaissance man you’ve always dreamed of being after watching “Anchorman” or “Archer.”
Every week we will provide you with a few of the best happenings of the city that don’t involve blacking out in Midtown or watching Study Edge at Club West.
Gainesville, it’s time to culture your fu**ing self.

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Cool Corporate Cats
What:
Another installment of Free Fridays, featuring the jazz/blues sounds of these Florida natives.
Where:
Bo Diddley Plaza
When:
Friday, June 13 from 8 to 10 p.m.
Why:
Why wouldn’t you want to jam out for free with your friends and family and this badass outdoor concert?

Via: cleveland.com
Into the Woods
What:
Stephen Sondheim musical, directed by Margery Pierson, featuring classic fairy tale characters.
Where:
Gainesville Community Playhouse
When:
Thursdays through Saturdays at 8 p.m.
Sundays at 2 p.m.
(Through June 15)
Why:
This play is basically all your favorite storybook characters living together in one fantasy universe. Plus, they sing and dance.

Via: eujacksonville.com
The Great American Trailer Park Christmas Musical
What:
Really, the title says it all.
Where:
Hippodrome Theatre
When:
Through June 22
Why:
It’s hot as hell outside, so how about a good old-fashioned trailer park Christmas spirit to cool you off?

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Getting to Know You–Our Neighbors of European Heritage
What:
An art exhibit featuring student interviews and other representations of local residents who have European roots.
Where:
Thomas Center Galleries
When:
Through June 21
Why:
Chances are, you have some European blood in you. If not, who cares? Learn a bit about those who do.
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