If you could be considered an expert on any subject, what would it be?
Gas station wine. One of my biggest fears is that someday I might be too pretentious to enjoy a nice bottle of six dollar Moscato.
If you could wake up anywhere tomorrow morning, where would you pick?
On the Hogwarts Express with a butterbeer in one hand and a Chocolate Frog in the other.
What would be your last meal in Gainesville?
If I drowned to death in a bowl of queso from La Tienda I wouldn’t even be mad about it.